Anonymous asked: Can a girl with long nails be a lesbian? I know this question is dumb, but it's an honest question. I'm straigth, so I don't know about that.
Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.
The NLA take nail length seriously.
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the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles